Saturday, October 31, 2009

Laundry Limerick

A woman avoided the laundry
Leaving family in quite a quandary;
With no clothing to wear,
And too embarrassed to bare
In public their all and sundry.

Vestiphobes are afraid to wear clothes. Ablutophobes are afraid to wash. That must mean that Vestablutophobes are afraid of washing clothes. The cure is a drug called Sudzac, but I'm afraid I have an allergy to the medication.

1 comment:

  1. Such word play, I love! You are a hoot! Happy writing!

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